The future of coffee grinding has arrivedand its emotionally intelligent.

Introducing Grind by Vibes, the worlds firstvibe-basedcoffee grinder. No more guessing your grind size or measuring beans like a peasant. This grinder reads yourenergy, tunes into youremotional frequency, and delivers a grind that matches youraura. Having a good day? Expect bright, balanced notes. Woke up on the wrong side of the existential crisis? Prepare for a deep, bold flavor that hugs your soul and asks if youre okay.

• Mood Meter: A dynamic touchscreen that translates your emotional chaos into espresso excellence.
• Crystal Vibe Orb: Not just prettyit psychically bonds with you to determine whether youre craving clarity or chaos in your cup.
• Built-In Bean Hopper: Seamlessly integrated into the body because clunky is not a vibe.
• Feel-Based Calibration: No buttons. No knobs. Justvibes. Sometimes it works. Sometimes itreallyworks.
• Discrete Grinds Chute: Delivers your grounds with just the right amount of passive-aggressive energy.

Who is this for?

Baristas. Yogis. Emotionally exhausted millennials. Anyone whos ever said Im fine but meant I need 18 grams of finely ground Guatemalan and a hug.